'Where is everyone? Thank you, Selvi.'
'Is Akhil awake?'
Mom, I'm up.
Stressful parents are back.
Stressful dreams...
Reduce caffeine...
Discuss with Max.
'Selvi, why is this place so dirty?'
'Don't you clean up properly?'
'Akhil's room is on the left, right?'
'Okay. I'll take a look.'
Alexa, play shower sounds.
Akhil.
Akhil, it's mom.
Oh, mom!
Wh... What a shock! I mean, surprise!
What brings you here?
Rao and I thought we'd do a surprise stop all route.
We'll stay here till evening, and then on our way...
On your way to...
Do you want me to talk to you through the door? Come out.
Mom, I'm in the shower. Gimme five.
Okay.
Alexa, play some heavy metal.
Where's my phone?
Where is it?
Alexa, shut up!
'There is no need to be rude.'
Alexa, where's my phone?
Good morning, Mrs Iyer.
Good morning, beta. You're up so early today.
- Aunty, actually, my mom's visiting us. - Okay.
She was so impressed looking at the beauty of our colony.
She wanted to know whose idea it was.
I mentioned your name, obviously.
Wow!
Mrs Gayatri asked about me?
Aunty, could you come up now to meet ma?
Yes. I'll be there in some time.
See you soon.
Good Morning, Mrs Gayatri!
I brought some coconut 'barfi' for you.
- Okay. Good morning. - Good.
- Greetings, Mrs Iyer. - Greetings.
Please sit.
We're lucky this time. The 'neem' tree grew so well.
I didn't have to add fertilisers.
Do you think we should plant some Eucalyptus trees?
Mrs Gayatri, you have some beautiful new plants at home.
Very nice. Even the little succulent looks so gorgeous.
Akhil!
Hi, Mrs Iyer.
- How are you? - Hi, mom.
I'm in a hurry. I have to go to the office.
- Today... - Son!
- Hi. - Have a seat.
Dad, I'll be back in the evening.
You could go in late sometimes. Come on. Spend some time with us.
Selvi told me that you go to the office around 11 am.
If I didn't know better, I would think you are trying to avoid us.
Come on, mom.
No, Mrs Gayatri. Akhil is a good boy. Am I right?
It depends, Mrs Iyer.
I'm a very good boy on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
But on the other days, tough to predict!
Amazing!
- Hi, mom... - Mom...
Come.
- Hello, uncle. - Hello, Dhruv.
- What the... - Good to see you.
Did I travel through time in my sleep?
And then, today...
Is today one year ago?
Lovely to see you, Dhruv.
You too, Vasu.
Hari Om!
Why did you not tell me?
I found out from Kavanya.
Why did you keep it from me?
And now what? Are you back?
What chutney is this? Is it the garlic one?
Tomato, onion.
Okay. In that case, it's fine. As long as it's not garlic.
I hate garlic.
And garlic.
Mom, I'll manage.
I'm almost 40 years old.
If getting old had anything to do with smartness,
your cousin... What's his name? Pradeep!
He would've been a genius.
Talk to me, Vasudha. I can help you with this, you know.
It's done.
Now, please let me manage this.
Vasudha, you had one job.
You had to maintain your marriage, but you couldn't do that.
Mom, you know Dhruv had an affair with his assistant, right?
I saw them in my bed with my own eyes.
That aside,
we were not in sync for a long time.
And I was not happy.
Are you happy now?
Oh my God!
Dhruv is a good guy. You're not perfect either, Vasudha.
20 years of marriage is a big investment.
You have to sort this disaster out.
I've been so stressed.
Why are you calling it a disaster?
Wow! I have to interrupt this family drama.
This chutney is so good, Selvi.
It's garlic chutney, Akhil.
Sorry, I added it by mistake.
What? But it is so tasty.
And I was refusing to have it.
Okay. I have to go to the gallery.
So, I'll see y'all later.
Yeah. Me too.
See you guys later.
Did we get the results from Dennis?
His codes run on the UI, right?
Well, guys, the good news is that
the test results of Dennis' sample code are looking great.
In fact, some of our customers are saying
that our new interface is high on fun, safety and is modern.
- So... - It's way better, man. Seriously!
Like, my cousin is back on Kechup.
Basically, she was a part of this sample test.
And guess what, guys? She liked it a lot.
And she also told me how many 'throuples' were there on it.
'Throuples' refers to three people dating each other.
1.2 million!
What do you mean by 1.2 million?
If 125 guests confirm the RSVP,
and if 40 of them
spend Rs 30,000 on an art piece, do you know how much we'd make?
- 1.2 million. - Rs 1.2 million!
Do you know how much we'd make if you sell three of Sangram's paintings?
I don't know. I mean, I don't know how they'll react to Sangram's paintings.
I'm really nervous.
Excited, but...
But nervous.
What do you mean by that? Of course, it's gonna be great.
And people are not that brutish
that they will ignore an original artist like Sangram.
That reminds me, I have invited the Proficient crowd too.
I'm not sure whether they'll come or not. Please, don't be upset.
No. Very good.
- What? - We're just one week away.
Be paranoid or android or whatever!
Anyway, what we can do is we'll wait for a few more weeks
to see how Dennis' new algo performs.
And... then we can launch it officially. Okay? - Yeah.
I can keep sharing updates on the weekly emails.
Yeah.
Akhil, do you want your chair?
I mean, I can move in case you wanna sit here.
No, man... I'm cool.
Alright.
Fine. Let's meet for the 5 pm daily huddle. Right?
And we have gourmet pizzas today.
Which one? 16-inch?
Alright. Good stuff, guys. I'll see you at 5.
- Thank you. - See you.
- Panku! - Yes.
Do you have a minute?
Yes. I have a meeting, but I have a minute. Tell me.
He's doing well.
JC!
Are you alright?
This one is from Bhaskar.
He told me to keep it in the fridge.
What is it?
I don't know.
The truth about the fucked-up relations between my mom and me.
What do you mean?
- Panku, I quit. - What?
Not like that.
I mean, I quit my whining about JC.
He'd be a good CEO.
I mean, we haven't formalised anything yet,
but he has picked up stuff so fast.
His ideas are interesting, and he's bonded well with the team too.
I don't know why I was so against him, acting like a lone warrior.
I just got it, dude.
As it is, I'm under pressure because of this exhibition.
And after what happened in the morning, I might lose my cool soon.
Oh my God! Is your mom Darth Vader?
I don't know. You know she makes me feel small very fast.
I don't know. Sometimes, it's so difficult to understand her.
And I'm at a loss of words in front of her.
How did you come to this conclusion?
Chutney, man!
- It hit me deeply. - What?
These things remind me of my life.
All of it.
It's all there. It's scattered and messy.
A complete mess.
Hopefully, it'll come together at some point in time.
You're quite weird, bro.
That's what I thought in the morning.
We're finally on the same page.
I'm a fucking rebel without a cause.
And now, I'm feeling much better.
Okay. See you later.
Should I just fucking ruin all his algo and codes?
Naah! fuck it!
- Hey... - Class.
Go late. Anyway, Subramanian anyway bores with his
political discussions and all.
No. I hate going late. Come on.
I can't walk now.
That's your problem.
Is there anything about you that's normal?
I mean, how can you love fries and beer? Be so much like a 'bro',
yet, can be a perfect girl.
Do you like me, or do you like my preferences?
I don't know whether it is normal or not, but this is who I'm.
I guess you can call me unpredictable.
What?
Well, there's something that wasn't unpredictable about you.
You kiss like a boss!
No, I mean it.
And I'm sure that when we finally do do it,
it's gonna be great. There's gonna be fireworks!
Listen. Although I'm great in bed, of course...
Of course.
Expectation is the mother of all fuck-ups.
The more you plan it or talk about it... It'll never match up to the real deal.
And let our first time be different.
Okay. I'm listening.
How about you, me
and her?
You mean you wanna go for a triangle instead of a straight line!
Like a samosa.
I mean, come on! Wine and popcorn!
Just weird.
So, why not just me?
7 o'clock on your left.
She's chatting up someone instead of looking at her phone.
It means her chances of responding are high.
Watch and learn.
I'll be back.
- Hi! - Hi.
- Mind if I join you? - Sure.
Let's see what we've got.
- Oh my! - Got it!
- There's a lot of hay. - Wait, wait, wait.
Sameer Sawant's contribution.
Roots up, fruits down.
Are they idiots, or do they think we are?
Is there anything else inside?
No. It's just grass.
Hi! I'm busy.
Rinzing!
- Meet Ila. - Hi.
And Sonia.
- Hi! - Hi!
He's cute.
Thank you? Same to you?
Beer?
- Bro, listen. You, Ila, Sonia and me. - Thank you.
Foursome.
Fucker, my Kechup date will be arriving.
That's why you're wearing cologne and a cool shirt!
I knew you'd drop by today. That's why I got dressed up.
I knew it!
The first day when you laid your eyes on me at the breakfast table,
I knew that you and I
had something...
But, bro, sorry.
I'm here because of Ilu.
Ilu...
- Hi! - What's up?
Hi!
Don't bother.
- Hi! - Hey, Rinzing!
- Hi! How are you? - Hey!
- Do you have guests over? - Come in.
- Ila. - Sonia.
- Jasmeet. - Hi.
Come on. We want to discuss something with you.
Sure.
What the fuck is going on?
Discussion.
Hi, mom!
Right on time! Good. Will Kavanya be joining us?
No. She's staying with Dhruv tonight. She has a study group.
Oh, yes! Yes! She told me.
- Are you both fine? - Yeah. Of course!
Just gimme two minutes. I'll freshen up and come.
Yes.
And Vasu, do something about your hair.
Wear a scarf or something.
By the way, we'll have to do it with one person at a time, right?
That's up to you.
Actually, I haven't done it before.
But everyone has needs, right?
This feels more like greed and not a need.
And I love being greedy.
One is better than four!
Why not?
Of course! You're a smart girl.
You'll get four instead of one.
Have y'all done this before?
She's the most experienced one.
The rest of us are just letting it go and trying our luck.
Under her leadership.
Come on, Jasmeet.
You've come to Bengaluru to spend your holidays.
Take back some great memories with you.
Or you might regret not trying it once you return to Ludhiana.
- Yes? - Yes!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- Shall we? - Oh! I'm so excited!
Wow! I like her.
- Come on. - Come on.
Come, come, come.
All this is happening because of the chutney.
- I'll tell you about it later. - Oh! I see.
Okay. Yeah.
Wait a second.
Fuck it!
I'll go that way.
I... Should I try to get under?
I...
Have fun, guys.
Akhil Rao, let it go!
What happened?
Well, everyone seemed quite happy amongst themselves.
I stopped gate-crashing parties since I was 13.
Rinzing is having fun.
Fuck yeah! I mean,
if this was an Olympic sport,
Rinzing would have won a lot of gold medals!
Oops!
I got a dinner at home with the parents.
Do you want to join us?
You want me to meet your parents after a fivesome!
It's a bit much. Next time?
But you can drop me off on the way.
You don't wanna stay!
I was doing it for you.
Why would I stay here without you?
But you know what! I'm glad we're back together.
Guys, are we trying to recreate a family moment?
You know when we used to watch TV together,
which, in my memory, happened only twice.
Because mom had work calls, and dad was busy with sermons.
Don't be like this, Akhil.
Like what? Myself?
Are you showing us the photos you took on the cruise?
Hi! Hello, kids!
Namaste!
Akhil, could you sit up straight? Please.
Mom...
Where are these kids from?
They are our kids.
I mean, they study at Ramnath School.
It is an orphanage.
Our post-retirement plan is to take care of them.
We adopted this orphanage.
We're going there in the morning.
- Ramesh. - Hi!
- Vinil. - Hi!
Sita!
Rakhi! You're wearing the pink dress!
Oh! We bought this from Bali.
You look beautiful in that pink dress.
Thank you, ma'am.
Very nice.
How are you, Gagan?
Everything's well, Mrs Gayatri and Mr Rao. We'll be meeting tomorrow?
Yes. We'll leave by 6.
Akku, they've already ruined our lives.
Are they gonna destroy the whole school?
They look so cute. I feel bad for them.
Look, we have to tolerate them until tomorrow.
- So, let it go! - Okay.
Kids, this is your elder brother, Akhil.
Akhil, talk to them.
Hi, brothers and sisters.
Good luck.
If you have any complaints about mom and dad, my toll-free number
is 9810098100.
He's just joking. Really, Akhil! Please.
And this is your elder sister, Vasudha.
Akku, these poor kids!
Just a minute. The kids want to say something.
Come on, kids! Together...
Thank you!
We've gifted them these tablets.
Why did he take the violin out?
And kids, you will soon have your own Wi-Fi.
We've spoken to two service providers.
It'll definitely be ready by next week.
Wi-Fi! Yes!
Akhil! What happened? Wi-Fi?
Yes, mom. This is what happens here.
That's why we couldn't answer your calls when you were on the cruise.
I finally got the tune right.
And look at this.
This is really the pits, you know!
This was our intro call. It was supposed to go smoothly.
We'll have to do damage control as soon as we reach there.
Mom, are we your testimonials or your children?
I just don't get you, Akhil. I don't get you at all.
Why can't you take things seriously?
Mom, I have you for that.
CSO! Chief Seriousness Officer!
Anyway, we'll meet them tomorrow.
Oh! Are you leaving tomorrow morning?
And we'll be back in a week, right? To attend Vasudha's exhibition.
- Okay. Good night. See you then. - Good night.