Humpty, hurry up. It's time for your exam!
Stop pressurizing him, please.
You know he doesn't like it.
What are you doing in there?
Stop wasting time.
You'll be in trouble once you see the exam paper.
Calm down, Shonty.
I know everything.
PRAISE THE LORD! HAIL HIS GLORY!
What is this, Humpty?
Professor, praise the Lord! Hail his glory!
My dad has advised me to leave everything that is beyond me to God.
History is not my cup of tea. Only God can save me now.
You're going to flunk the test.
Take my advice. Copy a few answers.
My father doesn't like cheating.
I can't break his trust.
Don't worry. God will take care of me!
Alright?
Hail the Goddess!
See you.
STUNNER
Go! Go!
Chest...
44.
44!
Mom, take a look.
My chest is still 44 inches.
Try puffing it up as much as you can, son.
You won't be Sylvester Stallone!
Yes?
You've taken Kavya's measurements for her skirt, right?
No, Ma'am. Kavya and her sister have gone to the shop.
How do you know?
I saw them rushing out.
I told her I had to take her measurements.
Kavya said she wouldn't wear a locally made skirt.
-Really? -Yes.
She's a drama queen!
What do you think?
Darn you! You got yourself a designer skirt!
Of course! It cost me 250,000 rupees.
250,000!
How did you convince your dad?
Emotional blackmail!
Dad, I'll get married only once!
This is all I've ever wanted.
I love the color.
Did you talk to your dad yet?
My brother flips out anytime I mention the designer skirt
and dad starts laughing!
Kavya. Everyone must be ready for breakfast. Hurry up!
Just a minute.
You should come to Delhi.
Help me with the wedding
and you can buy your skirt here.
The showrooms will get the latest stock of designer skirts soon.
Yes! Great idea!
Okay. I'll call you later.
He has booked four new trucks.
Yet he won't give us an advance.
What a miser!
Let it go for now.
Dad!
We'll talk to Diwan after Diwali.
-Why are you shouting? -Dad.
Why didn't you give your measurements today?
Dad, listen to me.
I want to wear Kareena Kapoor's designer skirt at my wedding.
Else I won't get married.
How long will this skirt nonsense go on?
Calm down.
What's the problem with a locally made skirt?
Your grandma wore a local wedding skirt.
My mother-in-law chose it for me.
Horrible! With fake gold threading!
Not to mention the matching fake jewelry set.
I'm only going to get married once.
I didn't get to choose my husband.
At least, let me choose the wedding skirt!
I didn't get to choose either my groom or my skirt!
I made that mistake once.
Please.
My wedding skirt!
How much for the skirt?
Five lakh rupees.
It was half that price not so long ago.
Gurpreet's skirt costs 250,000 rupees.
Mine should at least cost double.
That's too expensive.
50,000 rupees and that's the final offer.
Why are you being so cheap? We're rich, aren't we?
So, what if we are?
Next, you'll ask for a sendoff in a helicopter!
Money doesn't grow on trees!
-Dad! -He's right.
Fine. I don't want your help.
I can buy a skirt for myself.
-Sure. Go ahead. -Where are you going?
Delhi! To Uncle's house!
I'll beg, borrow, steal, but I'll get my skirt!
If you want to rob, Ambala is the best place.
Why do you need to go to Delhi?
I'll die an old maid if I try to make 500,000 rupees in Ambala.
You can earn big bucks only in big cities.
Call your uncle and tell him
Kavya will stay with them for a few days.
Not just a few days!
I'm only coming back after Gurpreet's wedding!
With my skirt.
Son...
stop taunting Swati.
Stopping my taunts...
won't heal my wounds.
-Swati, please. -Not a word.
I fell in love with the wrong man.
I married him and humiliated Dad.
-I should be punished. -What are you talking about?
How is it your fault that he turned out to be a lowlife?
It is my fault.
Dad tried to stop me, but I didn't listen.
-Mom. -Stop blaming yourself.
Some relationships are short-lived.
It's God's decision.
Marrying Param was my decision.
God isn't responsible for my mistakes.
Forget about me.
Have a blast in Delhi for a month!
You won't get these days back.
America is a completely different place.
Get a sexy wedding skirt.
Whatever you do, don't land up in jail!
-Shonty! -Yes?
Are you sure Mr. Shastri will be checking the history test?
How many times do I have to tell you?
I got this information straight from the university.
He has been the moderator for the last 5 years!
Humpty, take a look around.
You'll flunk the test if the professor complains.
My dear Poplu. I'm going to fail anyway, right?
Dude, since when do you care about passing a test?
In movies, when a protagonist fails a test
his father gives him a big hug
and sends him on vacations to London.
If I fail this test
my dad will kick me and ask me to manage his bookstore.
-Concentrate on the task. -That's true.
Hey!
He looks like Thakur from the movie Sholay!
Thakur didn't have hands, idiot.
He looks like the dancing girl!
Who are you guys?
I'm Tendulkar, he is Kohli and he is Sehwag!
You seemed to be from decent families.
This doesn't suit you.
Use strong-arm tactics where gentle persuasion fails.
Help me clear the history test.
I don't mind scraping through. I can pay you.
I don't take bribes.
Think of it as a donation.
I even wrote an English poem for you!
-Go ahead. -Just a minute, sir.
-Wow. -Awesome.
-Amazing. -Thank you, sir.
Sir the poem actually rhymes!
Hey!
Monkey regiment!
Come here!
Who are you?
Why are you messing around with my uncle? Any problem?
He refuses to give me good grades.
Hanging him won't help you.
I tried to bribe him. He refused.
How much did you offer?
5000 rupees.
What about these two?
No. They've started working.
No more studies for them.
Alright.
How will you get me the passing grades?
My aunt's out of town.
Uncle downs a few drinks and passes out.
I check half the test papers.
Give me your roll number. I'll sort it out.
You're not from around here. Where are you from?
I'm an alien.
E.T.'s sister.
Why do you want to help me?
It was love at first sight.
-I want Rs. 10,000. -Are you insane?
You can get lost if you want to bargain.
-You're smart. -I know.
Now get lost.
-Hold the bat. -Hey.
Come on, let's go.
What did the lady say?
She said, "Humpty, you'll clear the test."
Wow!
Shonty, get the lowdown on her.
Shut up! I do the work and you get the rewards!
-What kind of a friend are you? -Shut up!
What are you doing? You know my blood sugar is high!
Gorge on, dear Dad. Your son has cleared the test!
Did you clear the test?
-Of course. -But--
Didn't I tell you? God's on my team.
-So, you cleared the test? -Yes.
-Whose answers did you copy? -Dad, I'm your son!
I'd rather die than cheat!
Are you just going to fool around?
Won't you manage the store?
I'll manage it, Dad!
I'm young! It's my time to have fun!
Now that you're here...
finish the inventory.
You always take advantage of my innocence!
I'm stuck with this job.
Humpty...
her name is Kavya Pratap Singh.
She is from Ambala.
She's Shastri's niece.
Her dad has some transport business.
What's she doing in Delhi?
She is engaged to an NRI.
She'll get married in a month and then...
she flies straight to America.
Why are you looking so lovelorn?
Sorry, dad!
I've to shop for a date! I'll join next week.
Hello, Ms. Kavya!
Wow! You look really fit!
Are you crazy?
Why are you wearing a leather jacket in this heat?
You're so judgmental!
I have high fever and yet I've rushed here to thank you!
Forget about it. You're here to hit on me!
I don't hit on engaged girls. I've done my homework.
Can't we sit and talk for a minute?
No! You're welcome to run with me.
You already know my name, it's Humpty Sharma!
I'm very popular in my college! Girls think I'm really cute.
Stop this introduction and come to the point.
We're having a party tonight.
The freshmen are throwing a party.
DJ, drinks, delicious food, and the whole works.
-So? -I'm inviting you!
Why me? Couldn't you find anyone else?
Quite a few. But you're the only one from Ambala.
Will I be going as your sister or your girlfriend?
The choice is yours. I'm open minded!
Oh! I'm getting married in one and a half month.
Oh! The party should be over way before that.
What time?
06:00 p.m. onwards, but you enter at 07:00 p.m.
Kavya, the dress code is western!
Don't show up in ethnic wear!
Humpty! She is here! Let's go! Quick!
-Give me the deodorant. -You'll never change.
-Hurry up, will you? -Let's go.
Who are you?
Listen, nerd. Can you handle this?
Yes. Just give me a chance.
Come on.
We'll have fun! Try and escape if you like
But you know You can't always have your way
You can leave if you like
You know what we Could get up to all night
I'm single And so are you
Let's get a little lucky tonight
I'm single And so are you
Let's get a little lucky tonight
Holding hands is so passé
Let's get a little lucky tonight
You hold commitment To my throat like a knife
I run behind you Like your personal chauffeur
Used to be a hero in my college A real superstar
But your love has ruined me
When you dumped me For a while, I wept
But for the first time that night Peacefully I slept
Things became crystal clear that night
I'm a macho man So let's get lucky tonight
You won't get so lucky tonight
You have no idea how many suitors
Think I'm the one
I'm no stranger to how hearts work
There's a trail of broken hearts Wherever I go
I won't follow you
And I won't call you
And I won't be your lovesick puppy
Come, let me show you
Come, I can show you
A kind of love you won't forget
I'm single And so are you
Let's get a little lucky tonight
I'm single And so are you
Let's get a little lucky tonight
Holding hands is so passé
Let's get a little lucky tonight
I'm single And so are you
Let's get a little lucky tonight
Come, let's get a little lucky tonight
-I'm going! -What?
I'm going!
What's the hurry?
Her parents called. We have a deadline.
Should I drop you home?
Dude.
Dude?
-Dude. -Yes!
If staring worked
I'd be going out with all the girls in the hostel!
Get lost!
-Let's get lucky -Let's get lucky
Gurpreet, get on the bike.
Get on the bike.
What are you doing? Somebody might see us.
Get on the bike!
What was so urgent, Gurpreet?
You're behaving really weird these days!
Hurry up! I'm waiting!
Hello, Ms. Kavya!
The cold coffee in this market is world famous!
Just swung by, didn't you?
I could leave! You can wait for your friend alone!
Eavesdropping is a bad habit.
Do you want cold coffee or you just want to rant?
Fine. It'll be a good pastime.
World class, isn't it?
I just had a sip! How would I know?
Are all girls in Ambala so feisty or you're different?
I'm not your guide. Go find out yourself!
By the way, what's your friend's full name?
I've told you already.
Tell me again. I forgot.
That's right, Sodhi!
Why do you ask?
I can't remember where I heard her name.
Don't get your hopes up. She'll be married in 3 weeks.
By God, it's raining grooms.
How is your wedding shopping coming along?
Fine.
I still don't have enough money for my wedding skirt.
Didn't your parents give you any?
Dad didn't give me any.
He said it's too expensive.
How much?
I want a designer skirt. It costs 500,000 rupees.
You've come here from Ambala to buy a skirt for 500,000 rupees.
Why is that funny?
Get me a shirt with a skirt.
For 1000 rupees!
Stop laughing.
So, you plan on earning 500,000 rupees in a month?
-Yes, I will. -How?
-I have a lot of great ideas! -Tell me one idea.
You won't be able to earn 500,000 rupees.
Why not?
Because you think you're a con. You are naive!
You charged me 10,000 bucks to clear the test.
I would've given you 50,000 without breaking a sweat.
Kavya, you're no thief.
Enjoy while you are here and go back to Ambala!
Wear a locally made skirt. Everyone will be happy!
I don't need your stupid advice!
You try to teach everyone. Who do you think you are?
You can't even clear a history test. Idiot!
You should thank me and try to help me.
Instead you sip coffee and spout rubbish!
Come what may, I'll buy a designer skirt.
Yeah, okay.
Don't meddle in her life. She's not your sister.
Shonty, don't be silly. She's his girlfriend now.
Bonehead. You should talk sense for a change.
Humpty is blushing, isn't he?
I feel things when I see her.
I don't understand how you feel without touching!
You don't have a girlfriend because you're so vulgar.
Being classy won't help me either.
I'm stuck with this face.
Oh, come on!
Will you stop talking rubbish?
Humpty, she's getting married next month.
I know that. You don't have to keep reminding me.
I'm worried she'd get into trouble for buying her skirt.
Her friend must be in a real trouble.
You're right. I wish I could figure out who she is!
You're like a brother to me, right?
Excuse me. I'm like your brother.
I'm not Google to get you information at the touch of a button.
-He's not listening. -Come on.
-So, you won't do it? -No way.
-You won't help? -Don't disturb me.
Just get the information. Just get it. Eat this.
-Okay! Okay! -Come on.
Give us your word.
Wow!
It will really suit you! Buy it.
What happened?
I'm not going to apologize!
Your friend is a real trouble.
I don't want to listen to your rubbish!
It's not rubbish. It's the truth.
What is the truth? Tell me!
Your friend is lying to you. Her skirt is not designer.
I saw her with a boy. She's having an affair!
What?
Come on!
-Kavya, please trust me! -You're useless!
Your idle mind is cooking up these stories.
Listen, I'm not some useless test-tube baby
I'm the sole heir to my father's book empire!
Right. You're the most eligible bachelor in town!
Don't brush me off. Keep an eye on Gurpreet.
Why are you so obsessed with her?
Does that make you jealous?
I'm not jealous!
Listen to me.
We can clear this up in a minute.
Just come with me.
Come on!
This is Manish Malhotra's designer skirt!
Exactly like the one on your iPad, right?
How much is it for?
Be reasonable and give us a discount.
It is reasonable. 90,000 is the final price.
How much did you say?
The one on your iPad was around half a million, right?
Hold on. Is this a Manish Malhotra skirt?
Oh, yes. A hundred percent original fake.
Did Gurpreet Sodhi buy her wedding trousseau here?
Of course. She bought it here.
Any problems?
Not at all. It's marvelous!
Tell me something.
How much would that cost now?
The original costs around 275,000 rupees.
We sold it to her for 70,000.
Packaged exactly like the showroom.
Brilliant!
Your teeth will get dirty if you don't stop grinning!
You should apologize to me.
That's okay. I'm a kind man.
Fine. Drop me at Gurpreet's place.
Talk to her. Call me if you need anything.
I had broken up with him.
He started blackmailing me.
I didn't even realize he had a video of us.
Gurpreet, are you stupid?
I wanted to buy the original designer skirt.
He started demanding money.
I bought a fake one and gave him 180,000 rupees.
That's when he deleted the video.
Dad would have killed me if he would have found out.
Alright.
Come here.
-Arts student, right? -Yes.
By the way, why is your name Humpty?
I used to be a fat kid.
So, my friends used to call me Humpty.
So, Rakesh became Humpty.
Yes.
What a boring name!
He named me "Rakesh Sharma."
The astronaut.
He was the first Indian to land on the moon.
You're as pretty as the moon yourself.
So, you're managing your father's book empire!
Yes, that's because my idle mind is full of weird ideas.
Don't be so sarcastic!
Why is your cell phone switched off?
The battery is dead.
-Can you meet me today? -Why?
That boy has been blackmailing and looting Gurpreet.
I can't believe you're still laughing!
What do you want from me?
We have to teach the scoundrel a lesson
and get the money back with interest.
Why kick a hornet's nest? It's over, right?
It's not over!
He got away. He'll blackmail another girl.
Guys like him are scumbags!
They don't think about the girl or her family!
Did this happen to you as well?
I'll thrash anyone who tries to touch me.
You're safe.
Come on.
Are you free tonight? There's a birthday party.
-Whose birthday? -Mine!
What? But, there's a different date on Facebook!
That's the wrong date. I want to change it.
Are you following me on Facebook?
Like you haven't checked my display pictures.
I have. You look like a monkey in that white suit!
Better than a baboon in a leather jacket!
Will you come?
I'll think about it.
There will be alcohol, right?
-So, you drink? -Yes, I do.
Do you drink regularly?
Stop acting like a mom!
I'll finish my bottle before you've opened yours!
What should I get for you?
Wait, Mr. Sharma. We've got plans tonight.
It's your son's birthday.
How many birthdays does he have in a year?
Hello, Dad.
Dad, Kavya. Kavya, Dad.
-Hello, Uncle. -Hello, dear.
Guys! Get ready for a great contest.
Kavya has wagered
that she can finish two bottles of beer before I can.
Stop your speech and start drinking.
-Whoa! -Whoa!
Poplu, start counting!
Go!
She is a brash lass You're not gonna pass
Don't be so cocky
She is as swift as a Ferrari. Guzzle up!
Come and move with me
-Come let's get into trouble -You're losing, man!
Come and join the party!
Wow!
Don't worry, Humpty Dumpty!
Stick with me and you'll learn to drink!
I don't want to drink anymore.
What?
Study and learn No one wants that
We come here to have fun
A place to work hard For group of joyous men
Listen up, it's a long night
Cross your hearts And tell me, what will you do?
We'll goof around!
My sweetheart, You poured color of love on me
You've turned a simple girl Into a drunkard
Darn you! I won't go home
The sun sets and the brilliant moon rises
The sky seems to be melting down
You checked out my Facebook profile
but you didn't send me a friend request.
Why don't you send it? What arrogance!
That sucks.
I'm desperate if I send a request and arrogant if I don't!
An innocent boy like me has no choice.
You're are innocent? My foot!
My heart skipped a beat
By the way, it's not my birthday today.
I know. That's why I didn't get you a present.
Don't worry.
I'll solve Gurpreet's problem...
and I'll get you a designer skirt.
You won't need to sell your earrings.
I saw you the other day.
I saw you as well.
You want to buy a car, don't you?
That's my dad's dream.
He even booked a car a few years ago.
He had arranged the down-payment and the loan.
There was a fire in the shop.
It set us back by 20 lakh rupees.
He hasn't managed to save enough ever since.
God knows when we'll get a car.
Go to sleep, Poplu.
Why do Indian girls prefer NRI boys?
What do you mean?
Gurpreet's suitor is from Singapore
and yours is from the US.
The Indian ratio is getting ruined!
One more thing. Our income isn't so high
but our outcome is always world class!
Yuck!
I didn't choose him. He is my dad's choice.
-So, you'll marry a stranger? -Dad knows his father.
I've met him before We talk on Skype sometimes.
You're a modern girl!
How could you agree to an arranged marriage?
Don't modern girls have arranged marriages?
They do. They don't hang out alone in Delhi a month before.
You know, I've come to buy a skirt.
I'm not as stupid as I look.
Wedding shopping is a family affair. I know that.
I won't discuss the wedding in front of my sister.
Is she single?
She's divorced.
Forget it. This is killing my buzz.
I--
In the movies they usually kiss at this moment.
Don't watch so many movies then!
It's not safe to go home so late.
So, I'll leave in the morning
Sure.
What are you doing?
When girls leave you, you need your friends!
You look even more beautiful in the morning.
Last night, I expected it to happen,
but nothing prepared me for the passion we felt.
What happened last night?
We did...
what a young couple is expected to do.
-Really? -Yes.
Don't worry. I'm there for you.
You psychopath! What are you doing? I was joking!
I know! I was drunk! I didn't lose my memory!
Get rid of this romantic movie hangover.
It'll get you in trouble!
Hurry up! That boy will be here!
That's the scoundrel!
Is that Bhanu?
He's the principal's son. He's from Mumbai. A model.
He loves flirting with women.
Come on!
Let's go.
Mrs. Chibber!
You know her?
I know everyone! Her husband is our accounts' professor.
She looks simple and decent.
Decent? She is a major pervert!
She has ruined poor Professor Chibber's life.
Speaking from experience?
Mrs. Chibber and early morning walk with Bhanu!
What are you doing?
Early morning cardio.
Plan?
Name?
You'll have to work in a 12-hour shift.
You'll be paid 1500 rupees for the first month.
You'll have Mondays off.
Any problem?
Not at all, sir!
Sir, may I start today?
He always takes room 201.
I've kept the stuff ready.
Memorize your lines and don't ham.
I was the best actor in my school.
I don't need your tips.
Swinging your pigtails on stage isn't acting.
We have to take Bhanu for a ride. So, concentrate.
If he figures it out, we'll be in trouble.
What?
You look hot.
I was born hot! Focus on the job.
Sure.
What are you doing?
I'm showing you the exact position!
Chibber! I mean Shonty!
Humpty, Bhanu is almost there. You better scram.
Okay. Let's go. Bhanu's coming!
Are you new here?
Room 201.
Are you here with someone?
Today, I'm with someone.
I'll come alone tomorrow, if you say so.
I'm free from 04:00 a.m. to 05:00 a.m.
Professor Chibber is a lucky man.
Lucky how?
He has married a tramp.
Don't worry.
Mrs. Chibber is turning over a new leaf tomorrow.
Did you make the video?
-You've done this! -What do you want?
I'll slap you!
Tell me the truth!
-If Mr. Chibber sees it-- -I don't care! Tell me!
If my dad sees this, he'll kill me!
Get ready in ten minutes. I'm coming!
Where's that girl?
What girl?
I'll break your jaw!
Where's the receptionist who was here yesterday?
We never hired a female receptionist!
Get out of here! Bonehead!
Scare the crap out of him
So that he never eyes Any other girl again
Scare the crap out of him
So that he never eyes Any other girl again 'Any other girl again.'
Drop the money in the box and leave.
Don't try to be smart
or your video will be all over the internet.
-This is my wedding jewelry. -Leave it!
Never call me again.
Why would I?
You're like a son to me.
Scare the crap out of him
So that he never eyes Any other girl again
Poplu, look at all that money!
What a perfect plan!
I'm going to get a tuxedo with a bow tie!
You'll look like a waiter.
Come on!
Kavya, keep it safe.
What's wrong?
Aren't you happy?
These are Mrs. Chibber's wedding jewels.
We can't take these.
Kavya, don't be emotional. They'll fetch a lot of money!
You can buy a designer skirt!
I don't want it like this, Humpty.
Why are you sad?
It doesn't suit you!
Just think how happy Gurpreet will be with the money!
You've saved me.
Forget about it.
I'm serious.
Forget it! Just stop hitting on me.
Shut up!
Why don't we get hugs? We have helped as well.
No. It was a joke.
Here! A hug and a kiss!
Dude!
Wow!
You're blushing!
Tell me!
What is this?
We don't want to look at your sulking face anymore.
It's our contribution for Kavya's skirt!
Keep it.
Where did you get this money?
We had set it aside for your dowry.
It's not like anyone will want to marry you.
We have to give them money.
I need 250,000 rupees more.
Thank you.
Okay. Keep this.
I saved it for the down-payment of the car.
You can use it.
You said we hadn't saved anything.
It's called a secret stash.
For emergencies.
Don't talk rubbish. I'm not taking it.
We can get a car after a couple of years.
Kavya's wedding is now, right?
Besides how is a car going to change our lives?
You'll drive, I'll sit next to you. They'll sit in the back.
You've only met her once! Don't act so righteous!
I'm your father, not a fool.
It's an advance from your salary!
So, you'll have to work for free for the next three years!
It's okay I'll buy you beer.
Alright, done.
Come on.
What are you doing?
Why do you want an empty bag?
Where did you get the money?
From the bank. Robbed it at gunpoint.
Humpty, be honest.
I didn't do anything wrong to get it
I promised you a designer skirt.
I don't break my promises.
I can't take it.
Think of it as a loan.
Return it to me in dollars after the wedding.
Scoundrel.
You pulled it off, didn't you?
Had you wished for a skirt worth ten lakhs...
I'd have gotten it for you.
What?
Nothing.
I should leave.
Don't get emotional.
This Punjabi firecracker
She's a total fashionista
I've been seeing her around every day
'She's a witch
She wants a piece of my heart
She runs around all the time
Who knows who he's dreaming of?
Let him do his thing
Why would I care?
Oh, yes
D's for Dance Give it a chance
Let's go crazy tonight!
Oh, yes
D's for Dance Give it a chance
Let's go crazy tonight!
Oh, yes
D's for Dance Give it a chance
Let's go crazy tonight!
Don't get your hopes up, boy
Why do you get your hopes up?
Look, how she tricks me
There's a new wicked girl around
Dressed up to the nines She looks hotter than the bride
Smells like someone's burning up
Who cares how dressed up I am?
Oh, yes
D's for Dance Give it a chance
Let's go crazy tonight!
Oh, yes
D's for Dance Give it a chance
Let's go crazy tonight!
Take my heart, my very soul
Take my heart, my very soul!
Didn't your teachers teach you anything?
I'd give you detention every day!
Look at this boy's face
Bitter like a gourd
I'm a little bitter and a little sweet
Whatever suits your taste!
I want to love you openly
I'm not the one who hides
Oh, yes
D's for Dance Give it a chance
Let's go crazy tonight!
D's for Dance Give it a chance
Let's go crazy tonight!
Oh, yes
D's for Dance Give it a chance
Let's go crazy tonight!
Oh, yes
D's for Dance Give it a chance
Let's go crazy tonight!
D's for Dance Give it a chance
Let's go crazy tonight!
When are you going back to Ambala?
Tomorrow.
After Gurpreet's wedding ceremony.
Stay back a few days.
Dad is calling me back.
The wedding preparations have begun.
So, this is the last time I'll see you.
Why?
Won't you attend the wedding?
You helped me and helped Gurpreet.
I won't come.
Now what?
Now close your eyes and sleep.
Do you love me?
My sister loved a boy once.
Dad didn't like him.
But she...
married him, anyway.
The boy turned out to be a scoundrel.
He started hitting my sister.
She came back home.
My dad has not forgiven her.
He has opened a cybercafe for her.
But he taunts her all the time.
My father doesn't believe in love.
Angad is his choice.
I can't break his heart.
You talk too much.
Such a long answer for such a simple question.
Do you love me?
I can't sleep.
Want to hear a poem?
In English?
Will that help me sleep?
Okay.
In wedding finery, your face will glow.
Like Shakespeare, my beard will grow.
Pay him and ask for a bill.
-We'll settle the rest later. -Dad!
Dad, we're going to need a split air-conditioner.
Okay, so get it.
I don't want any problems with cooling.
Don't worry, sir! You have my word!
Think before you speak.
My future son-in-law will be here.
If he's even slightly uncomfortable,
I'll cancel you contract.
Check the painting.
-Come on. -Bye, sir.
Granny, Kavya's looking like grown up after her Delhi trip.
No. I'm just tanned from the sun.
I can't believe she's back without her designer skirt.
-I'm very upset! -Why, granny?
Try to understand.
She can't show off your designer skirt to Angad's granny now!
I looked everywhere! Nothing really suited me.
These designer skirts suit girls from the city.
I'm the best tailor for you.
You didn't leave anything behind, did you?
Whatever is left behind is gone now.
I have to prepare myself for America.
Single Line registers 50 hard covers, 50 soft covers.
50 long notebooks, 50 small notebooks.
No, only 25 small notebooks they don't sell much.
People will keep buying them!
Nobody buys anything. They'll just become trash!
-Oh, God! -Will you please keep it down?
Humpty's very serious about work these days!
Ever since I've joined, you've become lazy.
Your days of frolicking are over and mine have begun!
-He is right. -50 A4--
That's me.
Sir, congratulations on your new car!
-Dad, did you-- -No! I didn't!
Sir, I haven't bought a car.
This is a gift for you.
My eyes have met yours
Oh, dear God!
You are our Master
To You, I offer this humble prayer
You are our Master
To You, I offer this humble prayer
You alone know
Your existence and vastness
Nanak, your slave...
Is forever surrendering to You
COMMUNITY KITCHEN
Did you watch the game?
Which game?
Bangladesh versus Kenya?
Who would watch that?
I watch it.
Did you like the surprise?
Are you crazy?
Stop trying to be heroic!
Aren't you happy to see me?
I'm very happy. But if my brother sees us--
He'll kill me. What else?
Stop worrying.
You'll get married for sure.
Everyone's under your spell.
You bought us a new car!
My dad says it's wonderful.
The car...
and you.
Humpty, please leave.
I had to get you something in return for your gift.
-Humpty, how-- -Don't get emotional.
Tell me, are you happy to see me?
I'm very happy.
Me too.
Let's go and talk to your father.
Are you insane?
I'm getting married! My father will kill you!
Sooner or later, we'll have to tell them about our feelings.
You can take your feelings and get lost!
I'm leaving.
-Hey, Kavya! -If I see you again, I'll shoot you!
She didn't even say hello.
Thank God, she didn't!
I don't want to die here.
Now what?
I've come from Delhi with Kavya's wedding skirt.
That's how they started calling me Humpty.
Come, sweetheart!
Rakesh was just telling us how he was labeled Humpty!
Since when did designers start having raffles?
What?
I was just telling them how there was a raffle in our store for brides.
Ma'am, you won the prize.
Wow! Kavya, you're lucky!
How many participants?
-150! -Really.
It's a good story.
This glass from which you're drinking...
this mansion...
where you now stand...
it's all a result of my hard work.
I've earned a lot of respect.
I'm not as gullible...
as you think I am.
Put the glass down.
Tell me the truth.
Sir, my name is Humpty Sharma.
I ran into Kavya at her uncle's house.
When I researched--
When I asked around about her, I found out she's betrothed.
But I wasn't convinced.
I kept finding excuses to meet her.
I thought we could be friends, at least.
When she has to leave, I'll control my feelings.
But then love struck...
me...
as well as Kavya.
So, I came to talk to you--
What the hell will you talk about?
If you wanted to talk, you would have talked.
You wouldn't have wasted time.
Sir, it's not like that, I really did come to talk.
-Ranjeet, take him away. -Kavya stopped me.
-Come on! -Dad!
-Dad. -Come on, you scoundrel!
Please listen to me.
Please hear me out.
Are you trying to be the smart dude from Delhi?
Don't try to be smart!
I'll beat you to pulp.
Enough, Ranjeet.
Come on.
Take them back to Delhi.
Mom, I told him not to come.
I don't know why he's here.
He's crazy.
I'm scared of what my husband will do.
I know my son.
He won't harm your friend.
-Do you love him? -Yes.
Get over your stupid love!
I would've killed him, if Dad hadn't stopped me.
Forget what happened in Delhi and today.
Angad will be here in two days.
I don't want any trouble until the wedding.
My crazy heart refuses to listen
My heart is crazy
It just doesn't get it
Why are you laughing?
It's the pain.
Shonty, why aren't you laughing?
My backside is wrecked.
The truck driver hit every single pothole.
Your father-in-law is a great guy, Humpty!
At least, he gave us a lift to Delhi!
I wish he'd given us some food as well.
I'm so hungry.
I can smell the roasted chicken.
Hey, Humpty!
Let's be serious for a minute.
-Okay. -Okay.
You should forget about her now.
If I hadn't gone to Ambala, I'd have forgotten her.
But when I saw her in the temple...
I fell in love again!
I haven't fallen in love once
and this guy has fallen for the same girl twice!
It just doesn't get it
This is Humpty.
Yes, Swati?
Kavya, Humpty's back.
Come outside, quickly!
I Don't want to live without you
How do I explain?
How anxious my heart is without you
How do I explain?
How anxious my heart is without you
You don't get my love
Or how I wait for you
You are my heart My very life
How do I explain?
How anxious my heart is without you
You don't get my love
Or how I wait for you
You are my heart My very life
How do I explain?
How anxious my heart is without you
My heart has chosen you
When you walk with me The rains walk with us
My life
Is now yours, How can I help it?
Have faith in me
I will wait for you
You are my heart My very life
How do I explain?
How anxious my heart is without you
-I know something about you, sir. -Really?
You definitely had a love marriage.
So, you met Kavya.
Yes, but she didn't tell me.
You and your wife aren't from the same caste.
I figured out it was an inter-cast marriage.
If you're so smart...
why have to come back to die in Ambala?
How long can one escape death, sir?
So, you're not against love!
-A few incidents have soured-- -Shut up!
Don't you dare talk about Swati.
This is my final warning, son.
If I see you in Ambala again...
you'll go back to Delhi in a body bag.
Dad! Humpty is a very nice boy. Just give him a chance!
-Shut up, Kavya! -Why?
Are you going to hit me as well?
He is here for me!
He loves me a lot!
He shouldn't have.
He knows you're betrothed to someone.
I knew it as well.
I fell in love as well, right?
-Then get over it. -I can't get over it!
Too bad, keep crying then!
You will only marry Angad!
Why are you ruining my life?
A father's life is ruined...
when his daughter's marriage falls apart.
Dad, you can't shut everyone up by bringing up
Swati's marriage in every situation.
What if Angad is a scoundrel like Param?
Humpty is a good guy.
He came back for me, despite being beaten to pulp.
Dad, at least meet him.
Dad, please!
For me! Just once! For me!
Okay.
Call him.
Pick up that glass.
I said, pick up the glass!
Kavya is going to marry Angad.
I don't want Kavya to think that
her father didn't give her boyfriend a chance.
Starting tomorrow, you'll keep an eye on Angad.
Test him for the next five days.
Get all the information you need.
Give me one reason why Angad isn't good match for Kavya.
Just one.
I'll let Kavya marry you.
To hell with what people will think.
Remember.
I'm trusting you.
Don't break my trust.
You love Kavya, don't you?
Now, her future...
is in your hands.
However,
if you can't give me one reason,
I don't want to see you here on the sixth day.
Humpty, this cot is teeming with an army of bedbugs.
Such injustice! Do something.
I've infiltrated your home!
Shut up.
You're a loser!
You're destined to be with this loser.
Don't be cheeky.
We're in the same house now
and you're babbling away on the phone.
What do you want?
Come meet me, if you have the guts!
Really?
Now that I'm here, I won't leave empty-handed.
-You haven't said it yet. -Said what?
-That. -What's that?
That!
Say it, quickly.
Weren't you listening when I was proclaiming it in front of you father?
Say it to me. I don't care who else you've said it to.
Shahrukh Khan looks cool, when he does it on-screen.
I'll look like a fool.
-I don't care. Say it! -Why me? You do it.
Say it, or I'll scream!
-I know. -Now you say it!
Say it! This is not done!
Is he Angad?
Dude, you win hands down!
Kavya is yours!
Congratulations!
Dude, is this guy a doctor or a model?
This is great.
First, they hit us and then they party.
What's wrong?
Have a drink!
It's a large shot!
That's the reason I tell you to go easy on drinks.
I don't drink too much. I just get high quickly!
This is Shonty.
Mine's the most interesting.
So, you don't drink?
I tried it in college, but it's not for me.
You should have a drink sometimes.
It helps you relax.
A drunk man thinks with his heart, not his mind.
Well, we're Punjabi.
No mind, all heart.
I'm Punjabi as well. But, I'm all mind.
If he wasn't engaged to Kavya, I'd marry him.
-Hello, sweetheart. -Stop it.
I am high! Don't you want to take advantage?
No.
Why didn't you tell me Angad was a stud?
Everyone looks like a stud on Skype.
You're jealous!
I was jealous when I saw him in the morning.
Now I'm scared out of my wits!
Stop laughing!
-And your brother, I will-- -Hey!
-What? -Don't say a word about him.
You remember how he beat me.
Now he's giggling like a girl with Angad.
What is it?
Stop wasting time, Rakesh.
Give me a sexy smile.
You haven't smoked in years, have you?
I want to say something, if you don't mind.
He's way older than Kavya.
By five or six years, at least!
It's not a good match.
My wife is five years younger than me.
Everything matches, eventually.
Dad is inviting you for a jog.
Falling for you was a big mistake.
-He has called Angad, as well. -To be a towel holder.
Have you ever jogged in your life?
I was a champion athlete in school and college!
Liar.
I look like Usain Bolt when I run!
Come on!
-Are you having fun, son? -Yes.
-One more lap. -Of course.
I was afraid you'd run away with Kavya.
It doesn't look like you'll get very far.
Look at him. A real, macho Punjabi!
Humpty! Don't eat!
I'm making spaghetti ravioli and risotto with garlic bread!
I want everyone to enjoy it.
Granny!
What rubbish is he making?
You will fall sick!
He's making Italian food!
Let the Italians eat Italian food!
We're Indians! We want Indian food, right?
Hey, Humpty! These foreign men are the best.
They cook, they clean. Right?
Of course! Indian men are useless!
They just sit idle or read a newspaper.
Get me tea, get me food! That's all!
All Indian men are not like that.
All the men we've seen are like that.
Do you like my sweater, sir? Exactly like yours, right?
What did you think of Angad's cooking?
Yeah, very nice.
Stop it!
-Stop. -Okay.
Hey.
Move!
Please, leave me alone!
You call this a salad?
It's a special salad from Delhi.
I am from Delhi.
Look at this, Humpty!
-Look at this, Humpty! -Look at what?
This.
Quick!
Stop laughing!
Mr. Singh wants to see you now.
Where are we going, sir?
Why?
Why do you need to know?
Now don't ask me who's coming.
See it for yourself.
Sir, I'm Tendulkar. He's Kohli.
And that's Sehwag.
You're the same one who tied me to the swing, right?
No, sir.
That's my twin brother.
He is Shyam.
I'm Ram.
Uncle said the driver was very cute.
You're smoking again!
What happened? Why do you look so tense?
What is it?
Do you love me?
No.
Stop kidding. I'm being serious.
-Of course, I do. -Why do you love me?
-What does that mean? -I mean why?
What do I have that Angad doesn't?
I don't know.
You don't know?
There's no reason to love someone, Humpty.
Shouldn't there be a reason?
What do I say when your dad asks me
why I'm better for you than Angad?
He's better looking than me, he earns more than me.
He's fit. He doesn't drink.
He even cooks!
He is a Superman!
I'm barely Charlie Brown.
Yes. Correct!
You're right.
Should I marry him?
Stop playing the sympathy card.
I love you and I mean it!
Stop these crocodile tears.
Hey, Humpty Sharma!
Okay, bye!
Hello, sister-in-law!
Go away.
-Why are you sad? -I won't tell you.
What?
What's wrong with Poplu?
School topper, college topper.
Scholarship from a foreign university and first in his class in Medicine.
-And yet... -What is it?
Yet, I can't figure it out how is Angad so perfect?
So what?
Either he's an angel in disguise...
or...
he's hiding something.
What is he hiding?
-The dude is gay! -Don't talk rubbish!
He is gay! Look! Look at this!
Kissing, hugging everything!
Look at the other guy's name.
Are you sure?
Come on! I'm a hundred percent sure!
I got this from Facebook. Tell him!
Look at Ricky's last comment.
What is this?
What is it?
It's like this!
What else could it be?
This could be wrong!
Hey, hello!
Shonty has never been wrong nor will he ever be.
Get it?
Dude, I've saved your marriage.
Say thank you and let's go to Mr. Singh.
Are you stupid?
You want me to take this paper to Mr. Singh?
I need some credible evidence!
He needs to hear Angad say it!
People suffer from such sad things.
Thought he was a stud but he's gay.
Dude.
Not me!
Are you insane?
I didn't ask for a bath! Is this how you wake someone up?
What happened?
Why are you sulking?
-I don't want to talk to you! -I'm sorry, Kavya!
I waited all night!
You didn't even answer my call!
I'm sorry! I fell asleep. I was tired!
But listen, I have good news!
Yes! You sleep while I get married off to Angad!
But listen to good news! I have good news!
You remember what to do, right?
Yes!
Humpty, please, I can't do this! Sorry!
Shut up and go!
I will slap you!
Can I ask you something?
It's a bit personal.
You have such an impressive personality.
I'm sure people hit on you all the time, right?
Yes, sometimes!
Men and women, both?
Now it's normal in India as well.
Our society is becoming open-minded!
You don't need to be afraid or hide.
Everything is open!
What are you doing here?
It's important to nourish yourself after a run!
Our simple boy
Our simple boy! Our simple boy!
Our simple son is falling in love Our life is ruined
Oh, God! Take my life
Our simple boy...
Has changed for the worst
I can't do this anymore.
Forget Angad, I'll definitely be gay by the end of this!
What are you doing here?
Granny's making pickle for Angad's family.
She sent us to get these jars!
Tell your family!
I'm here to be their son-in-law, not a waiter!
Come on.
I don't want to eat.
I'm sorry for this morning, I was angry!
Sorry about last night.
The bread is overcooked...
and the soup is bland.
The side dish is average.
But I'll cook for you everyday
and I'll soon be perfect.
I don't want perfect.
I'll have whatever you give me.
For now, have a slap.
-Why don't you try it! -No, I--
It's delicious. The best in Ambala!
My heart flutters
Did the chicken come before the egg?
The wise men can't tell you
Let these intellectual questions be Just listen to my tale!
Did the chicken come before the egg?
The wise men can't tell you
Let these intellectual questions be Just listen to my tale!
The hen, she cried all night She couldn't sleep a wink
The rooster must've been naughty
That's how eggs are made
When I watch you dance
My heart flutters
When I watch you dance
My heart flutters
Everyone's heart flutters
My heart flutters
Forget your silly tales Of fantasy and love
I met your grandfather When he was just a boy
Just a little girl was I When I became his bride
Sent away from home As a naive little child
I cried all night I couldn't sleep a wink
That's when grandfather whispered softly
When I watch you dance
My heart flutters
Everyone's heart flutters
It's time I tell you my story
I was a college student And your father a mechanic
When he caught my hand and said, Listen to me my darling!
However, whenever, wherever, You're the one I'll marry!
What happened next?
I won't say a word. Ask him the rest.
My heart flutters
I showed up at her father's house
And he didn't listen to a word I had to say
But his beatings couldn't shake me off
He finally let her be my bride Oh, then she became my bride
Then my heart started fluttering
Our hearts fluttered
When I watch you dance
My heart flutters
Never mind what they say I know my love was true
But what I thought was my destiny It was not really meant to be
It was not meant to be
No one knows what fate has planned
Forget the past, The future is bright
Come on, dear girl, Give us a smile
Come on, give us a smile
My heart flutters
When I watch you dance
My heart flutters
When I watch you dance
My heart flutters
When I watch you dance
My heart flutters
Everyone's heart flutters
The boy is ecstatic
Everything will be fine.
What are you talking about?
I don't understand.
I've been noticing you all day.
I know you love me.
The boy is ecstatic
Why?
Because you love Ricky?
Don't lie. It's on Facebook!
He's gay, I'm not!
No problem.
Have you told your friends that you're gay?
I'll come with you.
Not now.
I'll tell them later!
Was this your stupid plan?
I told them.
They sacrificed my masculinity for no reason.
-Kavya, I'm trying! -Not a word from you!
If you can't do anything, go back to Delhi!
Stop these immature antics!
The wedding is next week and he's kidding around.
I told you!
I'm not talking to you guys!
No more ideas, please!
Do you know this boy well?
No, I've just met him once. When he came to tie me up.
You can't laugh at me.
It's your fate to be tied up!
Remember how I had tied you to the tree?
He was a big help to Kavya's friend, Gurpreet.
He saved her marriage.
So, your dad used to be a mechanic.
My bike's carburetor needs to be cleaned.
Can I call him?
Who will clean your dirty mind?
You're the mechanic of my body, baby.
Yuck! Pervert!
Go to sleep. You have to jog in the morning.
No.
Why isn't Angad here, sir?
He doesn't jog to impress me.
I don't jog to impress you, either.
I jog for Kavya.
I can learn something from Angad
and be a better person for Kavya.
Is that why you smoke cigarettes?
The cigarettes are for me.
I can become a better person for Kavya, but I can't change myself.
My heart is out of control
It doesn't listen to me
Do you need something?
Does it always have to be work?
I want to take you out for dinner.
We're getting married in a week
we should get to know each other.
There are too many people in the house for us to talk freely.
You're the first man in the world
who's making pickles for his girlfriend's husband.
Oh, wow, she's mad!
-What the heck are you doing? -What the heck are you doing?
Are you here to marry me or attend Angad's wedding?
What's wrong?
Angad's parents are coming tomorrow!
All you have is one night.
Tomorrow, my father will ask you why Angad isn't suitable for me.
What are you going to say?
-Don't look away, Humpty! -What should I do?
What can I do if Angad is Mr. Perfect?
Beat him? Threaten him? Kill him?
Do nothing! Sit here and make pickle!
He wants to take me on a date!
I don't want to go on a date.
Don't go, Kavya.
Do something, Humpty.
Do something.
Humpty won't be here today.
He's just like you.
He has honesty in his eyes.
He loves Kavya a lot.
I'm going to Delhi tomorrow to receive my parents.
Angad, those boys are staring at me.
You're concerned that he doesn't earn enough?
-You were the same when-- -Please stop, both of you!
My decision...
is final.
Son, your problem is that...
you want to control everything.
You can control your children's lives
but you can't control what life has in store for them.
Look at these mesmerizing eyes!
-Kavya! Don't look at them. -I'm in love!
I gave Swati the freedom and you know the result.
So, you can assure Kavya's happiness by dictating her life?
Can you guarantee that she will never cry?
That she will always be cheerful and happy?
Go on, give us a guarantee!
Kavya, don't react to them!
We'll finish our dinner and then we'll go.
One more beer, please!
She is angry now.
If God himself can't control the fate of the world.
Who are you to control anyone's destiny?
Please don't.
Put the phone down.
"Some boys are being sleazy--"
Angad is a good man.
He's a very good man.
But Humpty is the best person for your Kavya.
-He's being lewd! -What do you want me to do?
Hit him?
Do something! Don't just sit there!
Kavya, I've asked for the check.
There's no point fighting with them.
What are you looking at?
Oh, Lady Gaga where are you going?
Come on, have some drinks with me.
We don't want any trouble.
Look at this English Gentleman!
Let me go!
Mr. Singh, please don't thank us.
I'm also concerned about your kids.
It's good. Angad called us in time.
Don't you worry.
Can you come with me?
Don't let those guys go.
I'll take care of it.
Drive them home.
They are not in a position to drive.
You were all rooting for this man?
I want you to leave in the morning.
Never show me your face again.
Kavya, hurry up. We're leaving in half an hour!
-Humpty, where's Kavya? -She must be sleeping.
Don't lie! You're going to run away with her!
Will you tell me what's wrong?
Kavya is not home. She's not answering her phone!
Tell me, where she is!
If I had run away with her, why would I come back?
We didn't even talk last night!
She's crazy! Angad is leaving in 10 minutes.
-If Dad finds out-- -Everything will be fine.
Take care of Dad and Angad. We'll look for Kavya.
Humpty, go ahead, we'll handle things here!
I have a bad feeling about this. We're going to get whacked.
To the bus station.
Everyone will come here first and then go to the hotel.
Kavya wants you to go ahead. She's not feeling well.
She wants to prepare to meet your family members.
-Nothing serious, I hope. -No.
Nothing serious. She ate out so her stomach is upset.
Don't let that keep you.
Sure.
Where is she?
I don't know anything. I was sleeping!
Tell me where they are!
At least, hear us out.
Sir, they are not eloping.
Humpty is trying to bring her back!
Kavya, are you crazy? Where are you?
Yes, I'm alone! Where are you?
Are you okay? What are you doing there?
Wait there. I'm coming!
-Calm down. -We don't know!
Let us go!
Where are you?
He found Kavya!
What's going on?
Get inside. The train is about to leave.
Let it go. Just get down. Get down!
This is why I didn't tell you last night!
I knew you'd try to be honest.
Stop this nonsense. Get down!
-Your dad must be worried! -Really?
Do you care about him or me?
Come with me! We'll think of something!
Think of what? What will we talk about?
Dad will just beat you and throw you out!
Then you'll be in Delhi and I'll be in America.
I'll make the decisions of my life. Not you and Dad!
Now get in!
Will you be happy if we elope?
Can you live without your family?
Stop these dialogues. I've made my decision. Get in!
-Really? -Yes!
Alright, your decision is final.
Let's elope. To hell with the family!
Why did you leave empty handed?
At least, you could've taken your expensive skirt.
You scoundrel!
So, this was your plan?
Enough, sir! We didn't try to elope!
If we were eloping, we'd be on the train right now!
Not waiting for you on the platform!
Please come to here.
I want to speak to you. Man to man.
Why is he pacing like this?
The pressure must be getting to him.
Firstly, it frightens me out of my wits when you glare.
I want to say lot of things
but I just can't.
But I must speak today.
I apologize to you in advance.
For the next 5 minutes, you won't be Mr. Singh for me.
You'll be Poplu.
My friend, my brother.
With whom I can speak freely.
Poplu, what's wrong with the mechanic?
Why can't he understand our feelings while others can?
Angad is a great guy. There are no issues with him.
Everything about his is great.
He's a tree and I'm a shrub!
Small, insignificant.
But what's the guarantee that he'll make Kavya happy?
That he'll love her?
I have a lot of faults but I can guarantee one thing...
I love Kavya.
If we only have one piece of bread...
I'll give half to Kavya and the other half to Dad.
I'll never let her sleep hungry.
Don't glare at me like Mr. Singh!
If every father insisted on a perfect guy for their daughters
even Mr. Singh would still be a bachelor.
But who can explain this to him?
People aren't perfect relationships are perfect!
Any I will hit every lowlife who tries to be lewd with Kavya.
It doesn't matter if they are eight or eighty.
Had Mr. Singh been in my shoes, he would've done the same.
He won't let anyone ogle at his wife.
I'm not so smart, but I got a big heart.
I wish the mechanic understands my feelings or else...
And Poplu, if anyone so much as touches you again...
I'll bury all of them in Ambala.
Hail the Goddess.
You didn't do right thing
By breaking my heart
Now I regret and weep
Forever laying my eyes on you
My prayers
Are only good wishes for you
Listen to my proposal of adoration
I wait only for you
You are my heart, my very life
How do I explain, my dear?
My heart is anxious without you
Send the cars. The procession leaves in two hours.
Put Kavya's stuff in the car.
Why are you wearing the locally made skirt?
Wear the designer one.
You've driven everyone crazy over it since the past 3 months.
It didn't suit me.
locally made skirt suits me.
When I didn't understand love...
this skirt meant everything to me.
Now that I've fallen in love the skirt means nothing to me.
I wish I could exchange my designer groom for a local boy.
Hurry up.
The wedding procession is almost here.
Stop it, Poplu--
If you call me Poplu again...
I'll bury you right here.
Come on. Don't be so emotional.
Go and live your life!
Go.
We only live once...
and we only die once.
And...
I don't remember the next line.
Hurry up, Humpty!
I've been waiting for a long time.
You look hot.
I was born hot!
Did you lose it when you saw my Facebook status?
I thought you married that hunk.
Are you crazy?
Are you?
I love you, man!